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Wrong! Words are not just air. I mean, they are just air when YOU say shit but that's just part of what makes progressives full of shit. Like, words and configurations of words have profound significance but YOU are just regurgitating mouth noises that reflect your desires. It's literally the Jordan Peterson toddler assertion (which is really just a ME assertion that he stole) combined with the Gayve Jewbin just saying words thing (which is also probably one of my things) They have more or less significance based on the configuration. Like, this. This is profound. To the people with the relevant data sets, they will derive profound utility out of this.
Hym "For example, when you say 'Andrew Tate is a grifter.' It LITERALLY doesn't mean anything. It's literally just air. The fact that he is pretending to be Hym from Urban Dictionary... IS WHAT GIVES THAT SENTENCE MEANING. The lie of omission... Literally renders the thing you are saying meaningless. And the evidence for him being a grifter... Is literally schrodinger's cat. He's a human trafficker... OR he's not. And that isn't what makes him a grifter. Like, the women either workers for him voluntarily at his cam girl thing or they were trafficked. You could say it's his hustler university but that's just another schrodinger's cat. People are either making or losing money. Like, whether or not the words you are saying have meaning is entirely contingent on whether or not the cat is dead. The ONLY true thing you can say that evidences the fact that he is a grifter... Is that he is pretending to be me. He is the prime exemplar of what makes you full of shit. The lie of omission renders everything you say about him, me, or anyone you are talking about meaningless and when you cry like a bitch about what I am saying about you it is evidence that we are not doing the same thing."
by Hym Iam January 22, 2025
mugGet the Airmug.

in the air

Having your ass in the airs while watching porn, solo sexual activity.
Person 1: Why are they grounded?
Person 2: They were caught in the air last night.
by Yourmomissohot69 November 18, 2021
mugGet the in the airmug.

shitify the air

1. Bend over so you're on all fours.

2. Relax your muscles and allow your asshole to "gape" and let air in.

3. Squeeze the air out by tightening your muscles.
4. Repeat from step 2

This should "shitify" the air by making all the air be air that was in your ass.
example 1:
me (on the bed): *shitifing the air*
my gf (at her desk, hearing me): STOP SHITIFYING THE AIR!

example 2:
me: *on all fours on the bed)
my gf: i know what you're going to do, don't shitify the air
by falsefox February 12, 2024
mugGet the shitify the airmug.

Air Force

Yo! Dis sh** go hard Air Force, mane !!
by Amogus Sussi Baka May 23, 2023
mugGet the Air Forcemug.

airs and graces

an affectedness of supremacy.
"young master Tristan, with his fancy education and his airs and graces"
by Arminkshipper July 27, 2025
mugGet the airs and gracesmug.

air jizz

When you jerk off so many times in one day that you begin to jizz air because you run out of cum.
I jerked it so many times I had an air jizz
by Small dick chase April 23, 2020
mugGet the air jizzmug.

Air Kiss

When you are talking to someone (in the hall for example) and you can taste and feel their breath fly into your mouth.
Kanye: Dude, I was talking to Whoopi when she Air Kissed me.
Dre: Uh, dat s*** musta been disgusting
Kanye: I know cus!!
by DaBlingBling101 January 13, 2016
mugGet the Air Kissmug.

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