The penis of a really hot girl that comes as the worst surprise at the worst of times.
Or as seen in Clerks II, a girl with a very large clit.
Or as seen in Clerks II, a girl with a very large clit.
"Yo man, that girl was so hot, but then I went to go down on her and she had a witch finger."
"Randal Graves: Emma, are you like this 'cause you have an unnaturally large clit?
Emma: You just *had* to tell him, didn't ya?
Dante Hicks: It kinda came out one day!
Randal Graves: He says it's so big it's almost like a little cock, which says all kinds of weird things about him that I don't even wanna think about."
"Randal Graves: Emma, are you like this 'cause you have an unnaturally large clit?
Emma: You just *had* to tell him, didn't ya?
Dante Hicks: It kinda came out one day!
Randal Graves: He says it's so big it's almost like a little cock, which says all kinds of weird things about him that I don't even wanna think about."
by TheBlackAdept November 6, 2012
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Get the 4 fingers up without ring finger mug.by mi-hijo May 19, 2005
Get the stinckey finger mug.When a person has butter for fingers, commonly causing grief as this disability makes initial interaction with fellow humans uncomfortable.. especially when shaking hands.
Fucking hell I just met that disabled fucking idiot out there and we shook hands... the seedy fuck has butter for fingers and now my hands are slippery.. I can't even fucking wash it off because it's so resistant to water, FUCK.
&& now I keep doing clumsy things like dropping my mobile phone every time it rings and people are all like "butter fingers" to me. FUCK. I guess butter fingers really has 'rubbed off' on me. I think I like him. Fucking retard.
&& now I keep doing clumsy things like dropping my mobile phone every time it rings and people are all like "butter fingers" to me. FUCK. I guess butter fingers really has 'rubbed off' on me. I think I like him. Fucking retard.
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Get the five finger mug.Fingering your wife or animal too much leads to the mighty finger stinger. Note only wierd members of the public may try this and only has cunts like Bush has tried this act.
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Get the finger stinger mug.Paul stood awkwardly with Clair near the gas pumps. He knew things were going to be uncomfortable as she was a friend of the finger.
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