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Ten Thousand Five Hundred Pound

A Fudge. A Balancing Figured. A Cluster Fuck Cover. A lazy man's fix.
Will Phoenix covered up his incompetence by shoving in a TEN THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED POUND balance figure in his mongaloid spreadsheet.
by Macfac January 25, 2019
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Five and Dime

When you are a Five and your significant other is a Ten.

Alternatively could be your nickname and your significant other is a Ten.
Hey look there's Five and Dime!
by TLNTD69 October 24, 2023
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Five foot asshole

A five foot walkway is generally the width of a walkway during the British colonial era, be it a sheltered corridor or otherwise. However, the width can vary, but still be called a "five foot walkway".

In this context, an inconsiderate asshole who walks in such a way to take up most of the walkway as to make others have to squeeze past them on the walkway so as not to step into a drain or against a barrier that are on the sides.

Most of the time, these assholes walk side by side in groups, and others have to keep saying "excuse me" in order to get past the blockage.
Man: Damn those three skinny girls make that 12 foot wide pathway look so damn squeezy. The heck they think they are?

Woman: Tsk... Each of those girls is a five foot asshole.
by BShigure January 27, 2011
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Five

nights at Freddy's
Yo, I just heard Five nights at Freddy’s Security Breach is getting free DLC soon!
by springtrap the real May 30, 2022
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Five second rule

The rule that states if a guy is in and out of a girl's vagina (and finishes) while having sex in five seconds or less, it doesn't count toward his body count.
These girls should call me the delivery guy with how often I enforce the five second rule.
by rectalreloader September 7, 2018
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