butthurt mother fucker

A guy that just had a breakup with their gf and become insane and say they don't need girls in order to hide that they're butthurt as fuck. After the breakup, literally any attractive girl they see they will say, "they're for the streets" even when they know absolutely nothing about them. They also might frequent the gym, saying "bros over hoes" when in reality they are absolutely devastated mentally and emotionally.

Being resentful is not a bad thing, it's a natural part of human nature that occurs when a loved one is suddenly not in their life anymore. This shit is so fucking cringy when guys pretend that a breakup hasn't affected them in any way like its SO OBVIOUS, they're taking 400mg of tren per week, going to the gym, and pretty much belittling every attractive girl you see even though in the back of ur head you know you want to form a new relationship. Even gym bros know the importance of having a girl in your life. Yes, if you've been through many relationships then maybe it's time to take a break, but don't become a misogynist incel for the love of god. Take life with a grain of salt, it's not the end of the world to have a breakup, there's plenty of more fish in the sea, you're going to make it, trust me.

Stop being a butthurt mother fucker bro. Also stop saying girls only care about height when u asking out girls that are a good 4-8 inches taller than u. Ur telling me that it isn't natural for a girl 5'8"+ to want a man that's at least 6 feet tall? fuck outta here. Would a taller guy have an advantage in dating over a short guy? Evolutionarily and scientifically, yes, but it is not everything. There is so many more things in a man and women as well that makes them attractive, like looks, hair, personality, voice, muscle mass, intelligence, so much shit, never forget that stuff. i've been writing this for a good hour now and its getting late so I hope anybody reading this gets an ego boost and gets their head out of the fucking swamp.

by Hamburger harold November 3, 2021

Mother

A large piece of meat sitting on the couch demanding food or beer. Loves chores will be weird around your dad. Hearing banging noises in the night is normal.

I heard strange noises from mother last night.

by Other Ethan November 5, 2021

your mother

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by A Normal Black Mesa Scientist November 5, 2021

mother-shucker

A person who takes your mom by the ass and shucks her like an ear of corn.
Usually no body likes this person because they are either too annoying, too retarded, or too much of both.

Person 1: There goes that mother-shucker, Jeremy again.
Person 2: Oh that Jeremy!

by David autistic November 6, 2021

Mother

Your spawn point

Hey, Did you know that your dad fucked your mother?

by Mamatrax3000 November 7, 2021

Boring mother fucker

BMF / a person that’s really boring

This guy is such a BMF. Boring mother fucker

by Christian_mws November 18, 2021

Jelena (mother)

If Jelena have son she is very strict and arogant. She loves more dothers than sons. Jelena is usually person who likes diamonds.. Very celan addictive type. SHE JUST WANTS SILENCE! In public she is very shy and have some brain issues. But she likes to help and she is verry confident.. That can be bad sometimes

Person 1: Oh look Jelena (mother)

by Llslslls November 21, 2021