Tree

The annoying ass people that you hate who are one year younger than you

Oh no there comes the trees

by Sannesafir January 10, 2017

Tree

Tree is used when cunt is not acceptable

Stop being a tree

by Legin86 April 5, 2019

Tree bunnies

Squirrels to British people.

British people who fake an American accent have issues saying squirrel with the accent so they say tree bunnies

I was sitting on my porch with a bb gun shooting tree bunnies off of my bird feeders

by cupofpennyroyaltea April 9, 2013

Wise Mystical Tree

Wise mystical tree is the tree of life, it sprays sparkling water on you when u horny, then gives you life advice and tells you how down bad you were
just don't Andrew Tate cut it down

Bro, Andrew is trying to cut down that Wise Mystical Tree, no more free sparkling water :(

by whydidulookthisup October 4, 2022

machineel tree

A tree that was grown by Satan himself. The machineel tree (Hippomane mancinella) is an extremely poisonous plant that can be found in south Florida, the Caribbean, and central america. Eating the fruit (which resemble small apples) can kill you. The sap from the tree is so corrosive and toxic, standing under the tree during a rainstorm will blister your skin and if it gets in yours eyes, temporally blind you. The natives would even tip their arrows in the sap. Simply touching the tree will give you a rash. Even the air around the tree is toxic and standing there for long periods of time will kill you. If you ever see this tree, stay the fuck away from it, it will fuck you up.

I just ate the fruit from the machineel tree and almost died! My throat felt like there was lava being pour down!

by Vanilla_Fraggers July 26, 2020

christmas tree cakes

Something that people are addicted to holy frick why

A : I love these christmas tree cakes! *spams them in the group chat*
Everybody else : WhYYYYY

by foxlife37 December 15, 2020

tree chicken popping

Competitive squirrel shooting.

Hey Johns gonna go tree chicken popping. I hope it doesn't explode too much so we can gobble it open later.

by Rehawse October 13, 2019