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Long john

A very very long sausage

If you know what I mean
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I have a long long john
by Big chungus December 28, 2018
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LONG BEACH

CITY FULL OF CHAMPS N CRIPS ;RED IS NOT A COLOR IN THE CITY BY THE SEA CUZZ ITS BIG C’s NO bs EVERYONE LIVING IN LONG BEACH IS A CERTIFIED CHONGO KILLER NUTTY NORFSYDE
AINT NO CHONGOS IN LONG BEACH ALL CHONGOS CAUGHT ON GROUNDS IS MATÊ…… OSI !!!!
by HITTA LBC NORFSYDERS August 11, 2021
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long bacon

Person 1: Hey where’d you get that long bacon?
Person 2: The long bacon store
by UR_L0C4L_4L03_V3R4 February 19, 2025
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Qing Long

A miserable conscripted soldier who plays mobile legends all day and being useless and convincing random underage girls to break up with their boyfriends
Guy 1: "Have you heard? Lily just broke up with her boyfriene?"
Guy 2: "I bet Qing Long is behind this."
by Iliketoeatalotwkwkwkw January 30, 2022
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Long

(of a vowel or syllable) being the greater of the two used in complete lengths.
Yes, here is a sentence:
"The bird's long tail feathers caught wind, and it glided effortlessly over a distance in the air."
by Arminkshipper June 21, 2025
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Long Cum

An event similar to the long jump, where the male athletes instead whip out their cocks and see how far they can ejaculate, and female athletes sit on the floor and see how far they can squirt.
Jonaben: You wanna go join the long cum event this athletic meet?
Jaben: Yea sure! We can compare dick sizes while we're at it.
Finki: Yo I can join you guys too!
by toddrwod October 2, 2022
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Autumn long

a homewrecker who only eats dry cereal and fast food.
Wow! Look at that girl trying to Autumn Long your man!
by starwarsgirl1 September 10, 2020
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