by emmalisa August 12, 2021
a fag
by Dicks696969696969696969 October 24, 2023
You think that's hot?!
beta florida man: god it's so hot
Texas chad: YOU THINK THATS HOT!? we live on the sweat of satans bung diggity' dung hole for christ sake
Texas chad: YOU THINK THATS HOT!? we live on the sweat of satans bung diggity' dung hole for christ sake
by couch Remote December 22, 2020
Texas is the nicest and most caring man you will ever meet. Regardless of how stressful your day may be, he will always be there to make it better. His smile is the most beautiful thing you'll ever see.
I love you Texas <3
by SmellyDiapers June 21, 2022
Texas is the best state in the U.S.A., and is more American than America. Texas has a lot of state pride, and they love football. Don’t forget that Oklahoma is terrible in every way.
“God bless Texas”
by AnderWasTaken July 21, 2023
A state where everyone else in the US thinks is full of cowboys but is actually full of femboys, Asians, rednecks, Mexicans, oil, Indians, and grass.
Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: Texas
Person 1: howdy partna!
Person 2: God darn it, I’m going to have have one of these talks again.
Person 2: Texas
Person 1: howdy partna!
Person 2: God darn it, I’m going to have have one of these talks again.
by StormBread November 22, 2021
A state of being stuck in which one has no ability to speak and therefore utters only the name of The Lonestar State.
by Daddyrenzo November 03, 2021