Dead Dick Divorce

When a wife is trapped in a sexless marriage and her sexual needs met through extramarital affairs with one ore more lovers but she remains married with her dead dicked husband. Usually due to his money, children, lifestyle, social or political status or convenience.
Although Ken and Barbara have been married for 30 years, Barb got a dead dick divorce and has been whoring around for 20 of them. Ken’s money keeps her around.
by Dick Onchin November 09, 2021
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Brain-dead bozos

Average 18 year old American college students w little income but a shitload of debt
Greg Gutfeld is right when he says our government, instead of educating us as its future generations, simply turned us into brain-dead bozos and made a profit 📈 at the same time.

Apparently turning future generations into brain-dead bozos is amoral but profitable. How disgusting 😤
by Sexydimma January 06, 2022
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Dead Laptop Syndrome

The condition of having a laptop whose battery is continuously dead. Usually caused by laziness and neglecting to move the charger to the current workspace.
Dave: *Opens Laptop in Important Business Meeting* Excuse me folks, my laptop appears to be suffering from "Dead Laptop Syndrome" if you will excuse me while I go get the power cord.

Attendees: *Face Palm*
by computerwiz_222 January 21, 2010
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beat the dead horse

Henry: "Yeah bro me and my friends were all sitting around a fire, just beating the dead horse!"

Joe: "Be careful man! If you beat the dead horse too much you could get a 90 degree angle cock from that!"

Henry: "You only get one life joe, live it up."
by gangstaa347623497532 January 01, 2012
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Dead Cat Dirty

Dead Cat Dirty is when your place of residence is in such a state of disarray from obsessive hoarding and/or pure lazines, and so vile that beneath the foul debris, one is certain to find a dead cat. The presence of a dead cat does not rely on whether or not the homeowners actually own or owned a cat. Once a certain degree of filth is reached, a rotten, decomposed cat carcass instantly appears. It is still under investigation exactly how the bizarre carcasses appear, and where they come from.
Girl 1: I went to Javier's house last night for some cocking and locking, but to my dismay, his apartment was DCD! I immediately got as dry as a nun's cunt.

Girl 2: What's DCD?

Girl 1: Dead Cat Dirty.
by Trap "Money" McCallister April 30, 2011
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dead horse cliché

A cliché in popular fiction that was common at one point in time, but has become so overused that it no longer has any relevance, so whenever it's used consecutively, it is as though the writers are "beating up a dead horse".
Mick: You know what I hate? That new music video by Chris Brown. It's basically a Michael Jackson rip-off with triads.
Fred: Triads? That's been a dead horse cliché since the last decade.
Mick: Yeah, they're just beating up a dead horse.
by TheWriter May 19, 2013
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