Socialism

I'm an American, I don't know this is

American: I just had to pay taxes this is totally socialism
Someone else: Yeah sure

by itsmestarkey November 25, 2021

Socialism

When no IPhone 100 trillion dead vuvuzela no food

1: Are you a Socialist?
2: Didn't Socialism kill trillions, vuvuzela and no food?

by notryhards33 June 5, 2022

Social Syphilis

A condition suffered by those considered socially undesirable. Unlike the STD, physical pain is not a side effect. The most noticeable symptom is an outcast status among friends and coworkers.

Social Syphilis is usually contracted as a result of a bad public breakup, embarassing youtube video, or facebook fight. After being diagnosed, one is typically shunned by others, and is unlikely to enter a romantic relationship for a significantly long period of time.

Didn't you see her big breakup on facebook? She and Tom had a huge fight, he called a whore, and now she's got Social Syphilis. Nobody's gonna touch that bitch.

by Dirk Browitski February 22, 2011

Social Greed

Someone who doesn't like other people's social media posts, but wants everyone to like their posts.

Basically a hater & narcissist.

Howard suffers from Social Greed.

by New Language November 6, 2019

Social Simp

Someone who lost their sense of dignity long ago. When faced with a cancellation mob trying to destroy their life, take away their job, and ruin their reputation over a trivial matter, something that happened decades ago, or a misinterpretation of something said or done, they grovel and apologize in the hopes that they might appease the mob. These spineless characters beg for forgiveness even though it has yet to prove fruitful in any case.

"Did you hear that Tommy is being canceled because he held the door open for some girls at the mall? Clear case of internalized patriarchy."

"And he apologized for that?! What a feckless social simp."

by Thesbian.Thriller March 4, 2021

Soda social media

Trendy pop bullshit that hypnotizes everyone.

Ex: reality tv.

All of it is fake.

Did you see that merch it is amazing.

Wow her ass is huge.

I want to be a Kardashian Too so I’ll say merch and put tubs of silicone in my ass.

#Soda social media

by FeatherD January 25, 2019

Social Bin Chicken

The first person to like and comment on every single post on Facebook & Instagram and sends "Hey" inboxes repeatedly without any reply.

John likes every girls pics within minutes of her posting one, he's such a social bin chicken.

by @aussiemaria July 26, 2018