Cardboard box

A dull and boring person who lacks an imaginative spark. A person who is not scintillated by life and breaks no rules. He dresses plainly, speaks calmly and is dependable and faithful. He does not have any hobbies or any interests other than earning his bread and butter. He is common, found easily and pleased quickly.

"Oh! Tom is such a cardboard box. He completely lacks intuition, is a bore to communicate with as he has no fresh ideas of his own and peddles out mundane and dull facts all the time."

by fiery living April 18, 2010

X-Box

Spec. A bald pussy
Gen. pussy; style of pubic hair identical to Hollywood.

Orig. Helen's bald pussy

"I bet she has an X-Box"

"I wouldn't mind a team game on her X-Box - Fancy a multiplayer game Steve?"

"Want a play with my X-Box"

by d1gerat1 January 16, 2005

pelvis boxing

an analogy for particularly rough sex

"It's conjugal visit day at the penitentiary. I bet there's going to be a ton of pelvis boxing going down."

by freebird nelswan March 30, 2009

Box Banger

Somebody who eats too much out the Microwave (box). Banger comes from the sounds of the door banging.

You're a right little box banger, do you know them things cause cancer?

by S Palmer October 6, 2005

fuck in a box

(1) My favorite thing to do

(2) A explative yelled when one is pissed off

(1)
Dude346: LoL wot did u an lexy do 4 ur dayte?
Guy499: Omg, we fucked in a box
Dude346: LOL *fap* *fap* *fap*
(2)
Guy 1: Dude...I'm sorry. I got drunk and fucked your wife.
Guy 2: FUCK IN A BOX!

by Teh_Definor August 13, 2006

telly box

TV remote control.

Mancunian word.

"Have you got the telly box?"

by TR Wolf September 1, 2006

Smartie Box

A box where you whisper something to it and then pick out one of the smarties inside and it will give you the answer on the back depending what color you picked. (Hopefully the one you wanted)

"Are the falcons going to win"
(blue smartie picked) "NO"

by you know October 31, 2004