Boozy Gay May

The month of the year when every straight individual can comfortably test their sexuality, where every friendship can find its limits

Remember when I touched your penis in boozy gay May and you liked it?

Remember when smudged pussies and didn’t have to pull to cum?

by Not straight May 3, 2019

May in Sweden

Snow and 20 degrees celsius at the same time.

Nicole: Oh, so it's May in Sweden?
Penelope: Yeah, better prepare the sleigh!

by YahYeeet May 7, 2019

May 9

day of being my girlfriend

what day it's today?

may 9 so u should be carla's gf

by kxkxkdy May 8, 2019

50 shades of May

1; Performing advanced erotic (sometimes dangerous) sexual acts to Kayla-May.

2; to broaden Kayla-May's sexual horizon, and knowledge of her sexuality through the demanding instructions, and stern discipline of her "Master".

"Man last night was lit af, she let me go 50 shades of May on her ass with some nylon rope, a bullwhip, and a gag ring!"

Kayla-May patiently waited for her Master to begin the days "50 shades of May" lesson.

by Batsquirrel May 13, 2019

lavender may avery

Lavender May Avery is the new baby in the why don't we family. She's Jack and Gabbie's little girl and she's born the april 22

Limelight#1: OMG JACK HAS A BABY WITH GABBIE!?!?
Limelight#2: YEAH LAVENDER MAY AVERY IS THE CUTEST BABY EVEEERRR

by clxrzvxnnz May 14, 2019

Mai

She's the love of my life x3

Beautiful eyes and her smile is adowable <333

Will you marry me Mai Lu?

by Fran ur potato wife May 29, 2019

may 16 2000

the day a baby boy named Lukas was born.

he was born May 16 2000

by barflesnorp June 9, 2019