An endearing term for a friend that is having a much better day (or life) than you, and probably started their day off by waking up to the ole felatio alarm clock followed by a bountiful breakfast in bed including hot gourmet coffee in a fancy hipster mug that has the same logo as the t shirt they slept in.
by iBurnInvitationEdges August 24, 2022
by cxp1d December 30, 2024
Instead of masturbating like a normal person. This person is obsessed with fucking KFC Chicken. Just the smell of chicken makes them go crazy. Even the thought of colonel Sanders makes them think of nutting into some gooey KFC gravy.
by TheMotherPlucker July 10, 2022
She is a Blue banana fucker
by Dark blue banana fucker September 30, 2021
by Rizzo-Jizzo November 08, 2021
by Rizzo-Jizzo November 08, 2021
I walked into the living room and my 3 roommates were all asleep. The stump fucker must have come through.
by Puddlechick June 29, 2021