Dick Dry

Go got no one in your DM’s.
You got no one in your pussy.

You got no one on your pussy/dick.

Simply, no one likes you.

You: Bro, Alex hasn’t texted me and Sam cancelled on our dick/pussy appointment.

Me: Your dick dry.

by Justasaying May 18, 2019

Dick Tingle

The Male equivalent of a fanny flutter

When shes that hot and created a twitch

She walked by and just created a bit of a dick tingle

by VoradorUK June 14, 2019

Dick Magic

Dick magic is when a dude makes his dick levitate without even holding it or anything, its just pure magic.

Dude, did you see that dudes dick just go up, down and around! He wasn't even holding his dick! He's totally good at dick magic.

by Peepnis August 7, 2019

Dick Enberg

Screwed. In trouble. Dicked.

I forgot to study for my final and now I’m Dick Enberged

by Dan Ware April 22, 2018

dick scrambler

A bike seat.

Hey Mike, do you need one of those dick scramblers to finish your bike project?

by Billy Bob from Varsity Blues April 23, 2018

dog dicked

Despite your best efforts, external forces make it impossible to succeed.

Tom - "Hey yo Carlos, how's selling them drugz going?"
Carlos - "Man, im getting dog dicked by the PoPo all day."
Tom -"Damn, thats puppy fucked."

by mhansen October 18, 2017

starburst dick

A girl chews a starburst before going down on a guy. Before she begins sucking his dick, she spits her starburst-flavored saliva onto his penis, so when she starts sucking the penis tastes sweet and fruity, like a starburst.

Hey babe, let's stop by the gas station on the way home and grab some starburst so I can give you a starburst dick. ;)

by pinky_and_the_brain March 25, 2017