to salt both sides of the pretzel

To be slow, dull-witted, dimwitted, soft in the head, dumb. To be "not all there."

John is a very bright person!

You think so? To me, he seems to salt both sides of the pretzel.

by uhqfuhasdasdfh February 8, 2010

sheriff's side

A term commonly used in LA County used to refer to an area where the law enforcement are the county sheriff's deputies, as opposed to a local community police force.

Damian: Damn Pedro won't the cops bust us for smoking weed on the sidewalk?
Pedro: It's sheriff's side they got other problems to deal with than two foos on the street

by HushOne May 20, 2017

Pop sided

When something makes you really mad and you don't know what to call it.

Man that hoe pop sided!

by skkeet2k17 December 14, 2017

sue is side

A way to say suicide without feeling bad about it

Guy 1: Never ever commit sue is side
Guy 2: Ok
Guy 3: Hey Guy 1 you said "sue is side" not suicide

by Urban Dictionary Nerd January 3, 2023

Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

gay side piece

A down low guy who is straight presenting that gets drunk and texts his best friends straight buddy hoping that guy is secretly gay or bi

Scottie got texts all night on Mew Year’s Eve from Joe’s buddy, that was hoping Scottie would give him the D but, Scottie is straight and married. He so wants to be Scottie’s gay side piece.

by GorBi February 25, 2025