Jacob Hupke

A dude that is immensely attractive to all genders. With a dick as good as his grades, Jacob is a once-in-a-lifetime being that all his friends and family should be grateful to for his mere presence. He also possesses the extraordinary gift of being able to speak in tongues

Blessed Johann Sathianathen and Dhruv Patel, pray for us; In the name of the Doug, the Jacob Hupke, and the Hurambe Spirit, amen

by Justin, the Tongues Speaker November 22, 2021

Jacob France

There's always the kid who has an obsession. This is this kid. He enjoys pretty much everything, and everyone. He is quick to make a friends and can put a smile on peoples face. Pretty smart I suppose.

Kid: Oh hey Jacob France.
Jacob France: Hey dude how are you doing, hey did you hear about this phobia?
Kid: Sigh...

by jacobfrance January 30, 2020

Jacob

The most amazing person ever kinda rude sometimes and like forgets really important things like my pronouns but it's whatever

Person:Who is Jacob? 💀💀💀💀
Gtzaiw:Jacob is emo LOL

by Gtzaiw July 18, 2022

Jacob

the kind of guy who will take your virginity in a parking lot and cheat on you shortly afterwards

friend 1: that guy is hot
friend 2: careful, that’s jacob
friend 1: oh f*ck

by happycookie69 October 17, 2019

jacob jaramillo

The guy that looks like Hitler at an orgy and yells kill the jews and nine

The weird German guy at an orgy who is secretly Mexican , Jacob Jaramillo is the weird German guy at an orgy.

by LolNotAGermanGuy October 5, 2017

jacob costa

a man who likes a girl across the country and won’t like any others because it’s not her.

jacob costa- “bro i can’t get over her”
evan- “bruh she moves across the country”
jacob costa-“don’t care. i only liked her and not my 100 other gf’s i could have”

by king69420 July 1, 2020

Electronic Jacob

yaghoob barghi (in Persian) is a famous Vending machine located in Amirkabir university.
Since 2003 it has been the most popular object in the university.
Electronic Jacob has become the symbol of the university.

I can't wait to go to university and see Electronic Jacob again!

by Ahoura_g November 20, 2021