Chris Marquette

the love of my life

chris marquette is the love of my life

by mynamejefffunnymemelol June 22, 2022

Chris

Chris is normally a shit siege player and tries to play with people who carry him. He normally rages when you call him trash and tries to come up with a comeback, but it takes him about 5 minuties to think of one. He has long twiggy legs & arms, no muscles and thinks he’s good at soccer. He also has a square head almost like Steve of MINECRAFT. He almost always gets the top marks in his class because he is a nerdy trihard and isn’t good at much else (siege).

Me: Chris your trash
Chris: at least I’m not donuting

Me: I have more kills than you

Chris: i have to get off, I’m not allowed to play during the week.

by PENTA IS BEST April 13, 2018

Uncle Chris

The boss at work thats friends with everyone and you all call him Uncle Chris

Hey uncle Chris thanks for giving that Sunday shift off

by 256steveb January 25, 2022

Chris Briar

A synonym for the word "Persevere" ONLY to be used in an enlgish class.

" Guys we will Chris briar through this assignment!"

by BabyMothe1st November 4, 2025

Chris

Chris is someone who doesn’t understand how friendships work and accuses his friends of things they are not guilty of e.g using him. Chris also tends to nonce on younger children. Chris’s are usually very small and below the average height.

Chris is a bad friend. no one wants a chris.

by Borkboi January 30, 2020

Chris

He is the pain of Sarah

Damn Chris is in Sara baya

by Qcu November 22, 2021

Chris

Chris is someone that is ugly as HELL and thinks they arent. They are incredibly stupid and have no takebacks when it comes to food. Their body is built like an elephant and so is their forehead.

Bro, your such a chris !!

by valentinawashere_earlier December 10, 2023