Don't Put Pickle Juice in My Tea Pot

To respond to a hater throwing shade or trying to rain on your parade

Amanda: "That's a cute dress, I wonder how it looks on someone who isn't fat"
Jessica: "Bitch! Don't put pickle juice in my tea pot!"

by BQuanchi November 4, 2015

So I don't have to

This is part of a broader trend of YOU taking one-off statements and then broadening them or expanding them to encompass everything I've said. And it's THE EXACT SAME TACTIC Trump employs when he says "They're eating the cats! They are eating the dogs!" You are taking one story of one person eating a dog and expanding that to the entire Haitian immigrant population.

Hym "And in that post I was talking specifically about working hard (even though Jordan Peterson says that writing and thinking are hard work and I do both at the highest conceivable level). I said I don't like doing it, there, go forth! Do things so I don't have to! That in no way means ignore me when I say I expect to be credited and paid AND I told people (explicitly) not do anything I am not actively doing or haven't done. What I told YOU to do... Was substantiate my claim about the weaponized schizophrenia (which you did) and instead you goaded me into revealing my name (which I did in the form of a etymology riddle) and then you made it worse existing people to do it deliberately... And then the AI instruction manual worked... And then someone else did the weaponized schizophrenia that YOU WERE DOING TO ME... To someone else... They DID THE THING I SAID THEY WERE GOING TO DO... And then Suchir Balaji blew the whistle on the fact that the AI runs on a theory that was stolen and belongs to the guy you are doing that to... So... I also told you to GET OVER HERE!!! You did the opposite of that."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2025

I... Don't care...

*Clarifying statement*

Hym "I... Don't care... I mean... You HAVE to know you're the exact same thing to me, right? I haven't lied about anything and this does nothing to solve my actual problem AND I'm not going to do that. So... Yeah, we win or we lose. We're a team now. Membership is mandatory."

by Hym Iam January 14, 2024

I don't make the rules

Basically a way of saying "the truth hurts."

Karen: "I can't go to jail!"
Cop: "You broke the law. I don't make the rules."

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 10, 2024

Don't wreck your head over it

Don't overthink it. Don't be petty.

If someone has been nagging you about the same thing over and over like...

"You already have 6 different types of flour, why don't you use the ones you have before buying another one?"

Short answer, "Don't wreck your head over it".

by JRBIV January 1, 2022

I don't speak russian I speak soviet

What literally i will say when i am in RUSSIA

me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense

by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022

Don't have a Bill

When the majority of your club is better than you so you have a tempertantrum and boot them on tap sports baseball 2020.

Don't have a Bill man

by Illmatic1978 December 17, 2020