poop-on-bathmat

complete dissociation from social norms, can't party with the big boys, loses bowel control with over excitement.

desecrates on hostesses bathmat out of confusion caused by alchohol/drug combination. poop-on-bathmat

by the hostess needs new bathmat October 16, 2010

boomerang poop

A messy poop that will have you returning to the bathroom later to finish wiping up the after-effects.

Papa Ginos always causes me to have boomerang poops.

by Boxman37 July 20, 2008

ethnic poop

a poop that is taken after eating an ethnic food. Italian food makes a hearty poop, Chinese food makes a poop liquid-ish and somehow makes people hungry for it after describing these variations of pooping

M: Where were you?
E: I was in the living room
M: Liar!! you were avoiding me
E: Fine I was taking a poop. I had Chinese food last night to give you a better visual.
M: LOL. Is it wrong to say that Chinese sounds good right now?
E: Eww you sick bastard. I am talking about my ethnic poop and it get's you hungry.

by Chubrok December 17, 2008

Poop Goggles

defecation upon a womans eye sockets and nose while she is asleep.

dude that asshole gave me the poop goggles and i woke up and bit his sack off.

by THEULTIMATEBORSKI November 4, 2008

penny poop

When your poop smells metallic the morning after a long night of drinking.

Bro, i drank a 30 rack and i had a penny poop this morning.

by OpieTaylor March 14, 2011

poop stress

When you really have to poop, but there is no restroom available. Often encountered when living with multiple people in a one bathroom home. May or may not be accompanied by prairie dogging.

"Where's Scott?"
"I think he's sick."
"Probably just a little poop stress."

by Dartos November 16, 2011

Poop neck

When someone takes a dump, comes out of the bathroom, sneaks up on you and puts their hands around your neck in a playful, joking manner. They may or may not have washed their hands.

Damn, Shotwell came out of the bathroom and gave me a poop neck!

by Dmills January 3, 2009