The pickles

A cruel form of punishment where the subject is forced into a face down, ass up position, and the punisher empties a jar of pickles into the subjects anus.

If you call me that one more time, you're gonna get the pickles.

by Mr. Cream Puff June 15, 2024

Pickle Crust

The dark green crust on a pickle... Self explanitory

Mom-”Eat those pickles son, I payed good money for those!
Son-“I wont eat Pickle Crust. You know that I love crustless pickles”

by MagicalCripple December 21, 2017

pickle

1) A type of food
2) Another name for a dick

1) Mmmm. Pickles are the best food ever.

2) Tickle, tickle, here comes my pickle.

by Mechanical Bride January 7, 2016

pickle back

When someone slips a Gurken up your backside and slaps your ass so hard that pickle relish comes out.

My wife needed some relish to finish her deviled eggs so she gave me a pickle back.

by Machinegun Mike June 22, 2021

Pickle Dick Fuck Cunt

some fucker who has a pickle sized dick that is a total asshole or cunt and is a hard bottom bitch

Guy 1: That guy looks like a Pickle Dick Fuck Cunt Girl 1: You are so right, what a waste

by big weewee haver August 22, 2019

Norwegian Pickle Jar

When a group of 4 or more white males with peni under four inches in length and 1.5 inches in girth all insert they’re penises into the same bitthole of a girl simulatiously.

Damn dude. You should have seen it. She invites all of them over and they have her a Norwegian pickle jar.

by Butchugger12345 May 29, 2018

Pickle jeff

Normal summon aliester the invoker, link into almiraj, link into secure gardna, activate invocation.

Ex 1: My name pickle Jeff
Ex 2: And then he turned himself into pickle Jeff, funniest shit I've ever seen

by Ojama Onlime June 10, 2021