Eight and a half by eleven

A common size of white printer paper which is slang for white people.

“These eight and a half by elevens are complaining that we have an aisle for our hair care”

by Sancheezits December 29, 2022

You mean a universe and a half to me

So it's, in my opinion, a better way to say: "you mean the world to me" because the universe is infinitely greater, bigger, and stronger than just the world. "And a half" is the basic meaning of it, where in this case, you'd use it as a way to say that something is very good, large, etc. ( in a positive sense, of course).

"You mean a universe and a half to me"

by Prince of death January 9, 2023

Half Life 3

BFFFFFTTT HAHAHAHHAH

its not real! ITS NOT REAL!!!!
hahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaha

valve cant even count to three!!!

Half Life 3? That doesn't exist!

by ur_so_right_lad July 9, 2023

Lucas Halfs

a youtuber who cambeack after "quiting",and he's also very inteligent bc at just 10 years old he can talk with teens without being cringe

Me: im scared what will Lucas Halfs be when he grows up since we're teaching him adult things so early

by Giogrefi August 15, 2023

Half + Seven

basically the idea that an age gap is fine, as long as the younger is half the olders age plus seven years.

"Dang doesn't she look a little young for Jim?"
"Well, ya know what they say, Half + Seven."

by JJisGae April 6, 2023

half man half bird

A man who’s nose is so big it could be used to pleasure a girl, rossmary or queer

Oh yes peck me half man half bird

by Th3 auth0r April 27, 2023

Half a Rob

Phrase, Slang, Twitter Joke, Patreon Blunder
ˈhæf ə ˈɹɑb
1. While wearing underwear (with or without pants), one mistakenly believes they have to pass gas, but it is actually a bowl movement about to pass through the anus. Instead of the anus relinquishing the excrement, it is pulled back into the body causing a surprised reaction from the person. This may or may not result in a mark on the person's underwear.
2. When you think you need to fart but you suck it back in as the turtle kisses your underwear.

I have a tummy ache and pulled a half a rob so I had to run to the bathroom.

by LeaPeea May 9, 2023