national hicky day

A day on April 12 where your boyfriend or girlfriend exchange Hickys to one another and just go crazy until you get tired

Girlfriend: Daddy don’t forget it’s national hicky day

Boyfriend: alright come here

by Idgaf_jj April 11, 2019

national huaraches day

april 29 is national huaraches day. where huaraches if u have them or ur an idiot.

john- "where your huaraches tomorrow."
jim- "why?"
john- "because it's national huaraches day, you don't wanna be left out."

by your.mom9247297 April 12, 2019

National Hickey Day

National Hickey Day is celebrated the 3rd and 4th week of may. Right before memorial day. This is where you and your significant other exchange hickeys. As many hickeys you get is how many hickeys u significant other gets. Get freaky

Guy: Baby do you know what day it is?
Girl: Isn’t it National Hickey Day?
Guy: It sure is. You want to?
Girl: Gladly.

by imnotkarissaorjoeyha April 19, 2019

National makeout day

On April 26 you have to makeout with someone you love or like/kissing for a long period of time.

Hey you know it’s national makeout day today sooo do you want to makeout?

by Wo boty pp April 24, 2019

National Freaky Day

May 22 is the day you be bold and suck that guys dick!
Do anything freaky and you’re good

Carly: Omg I’m gonna have sex with him in public

Jayla: No you can’t

Carla: yes I can it’s national freaky day

by baclettom May 21, 2019

National Dinger Day

today everyone can swing their “bats”. to honor the loss of andrew’s daily dinger ritual. andrew grew up learning ancient text about dingers from his teacher kent murphy. this day is celebrated on september 13th! so come on get your dinger on!

today is national dinger day!

by andrew’s famous definitions :) September 12, 2019

national bum day

Usually on November 1st and its usually celebrated with a bum and their best friend. The best thing to do on this day is to eat food and get fat and sleep off all the fat with the bum. When this day happens you can always be assured that there's always a bum right next to you.

Hey, did you know today is national bum day?

by Riverripper October 12, 2019