mexican sore throat

after consuming spicy food and you go to take a duke, and your asshole is sore afterwords.

Man that food gave me one hell of a Mexican sore throat.

by ODP June 11, 2005

Mexican Slap Off

When someone at the urinal next to you shakes off so hard that you hear their penis making meat flapping sounds. Typically occurs amongst the Hispanic population whom seem to have less conservative urinal ethics.

Dude are you jerking off next to me or what? No, just giving it a good ole Mexican slap off.

by DirteDeeds July 7, 2015

Mexican Clown Car

Similar to a Circus Clown Car, except that instead of 15 or 20 clowns packed in a car for amusement. A Mexican Clown Car is packed with 15 or 20 Mexicans illegals trying to cross the border.

Last week a Border Patrol agent pulled over a suspicious vehicle that turned out to be a Mexican Clown Car.

by bigscottlarock May 25, 2011

mexican bubble bath

(n.) When you fart in the bath and the bubbles come up and stink up the room.

Dude! I just walked in on Keith cooking up a mexican bubble bath! Nasty fucker!

by Deelan May 27, 2008

Mexican Car Wash

A car rinse resulting from a rainfall.

This usually requires said car owner to be lazy, cheap, or both.

Guy 1: Man, It's raining again!

Guy 2: That's cool, always up for a Mexican CarWash!

by Tom K. February 6, 2005

Mexican jungle gym

An electrical substation

Guy: "A breaker blew out at the Mexican jungle gym near my house, I didn't have power for 2 hours."

by theballer_04 February 28, 2011

Mexican neopolitan whip

The act of injecting ones penis into her poop chute, thus developing a smear of faecal matter on said penis. Then removing shaft from the anal cavity and inserting into a bloody axe wound and proceeding to ejaculate. Thus creating three colours of fun to chow down on from her own waffle

Hey baby want to try a Mexican neopolitan whip?

by macdaddy_1827 November 13, 2013