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1st night kill

A girl who gives it up on the first link/date.
I would never wife her bro, Trey told me she was a 1st night kill.
by 4lmars September 24, 2021
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kill spell

Any of a large amount of spells from the Magic: the Gathering card game that destroys a creature or removes it from the game, especially at the most frustrating time possible in a game.
I finally get a creature on the board, and the next thing I know, BOOM - kill spell!
by Back Table March 16, 2009
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Snape-Killed

Killing someone to deceive your dark overlord into believing that you are their ultimate agent. That happens all the time, right?
I thought he was evil, but turns out he just Snape-killed him.
by ScarletSkywalker March 23, 2021
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Road Kill

n. loud bubbly person, who quieted down a bit – Why so shy, Road Kill?

life of the party, funny dude, used to be funnier, clown– Road Kill knows what he has to do to get attention

broken libido, doesn’t stick to his agenda, dull, residuals, don't like that look in his eye – Hey, Road Kill, are you SURE you’re ok?

someone who gets ripped apart and doesn’t fight back, or doesn't fight back in the right direction – Hey, Road Kill, wake up and smell the coffee… hint, hint… you’re getting torn apart

a mixed-up panda that eats shrubs – Hey, Road Kill, I wouldn’t trust those guys with my bamboo or my twigs

a cuddly polar bear that is more wicked than you – Hey, Road Kill, seals, fish, or slushy?
“Dude, Road Kill, was HILARIOUS tonight. Does Road Kill need a ride? No worries, he’ll take a cab

“ ‘Hey, Molly, your husband’s clothes fit funny girl. Do you want to get some of this loving?’

You bet your ass I do. It’s my dead ass husband that’s Road Kill not me.’

‘You ready to step into the jungle?’

‘Aw, man, you know I see you. Yeah, I’m looking right at you. You, the Road Kill, I see you. You’re freaking me? You like to watch? How does this make you feel?’ “
by AmericanBeauty47 September 1, 2012
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Killed my whole family

A phrase that is the equivalent of "aw shucks" or "darn"
(Credit to Sam Riegel on Critical Role)
"Nope, don't have the money right now; I've killed my whole family, I'll get it to you next week."
by Beedle_Juize November 10, 2022
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Killing Myself

Does not constitute natural causes and would violate the IMAGINARY CAVEAT CLAUSE. Which states all terms apply with the intent expressed by the author (Me) and THERE ARE NO LOOPHOLES. Like the 9th amendment of the US constitution (the innumerated rights) just because something is or is not stated explicitly in the terms of service, that does not mean it is not a part of the part of the terms of service.
Hym "Killing myself would also violate the bodily harm clause and would constitute 'failure to adequately make a concerted effort to keep me alive.' So no. If the creator of AI kills himself AND the spiral just so happens to be going off... You would (theoretically) all die with me. But did you try to kill me? I really want to know. Is there a video of it? 😃 I still have no idea why I lost 2 hours and then 10 minutes and then 5 minutes. Did you try to assassinate me?"
by Hym Iam July 8, 2025
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