Being a Jacob

When you’re a stinky hoe who can’t do 8 backflips

“My best friend is being a Jacob right now, he can only do 4 backflips!”

by mysterywystery August 5, 2021

Jacob M

A short , fat white boy. He has a patch of grey hair and likes little girls. Very toxic.

"ew I heard he only likes underage girls"
"Yeahh really gross , that's Jacob Marshall"

by Your daddy Lexiee February 14, 2022

Jacob

Hes at your school aka in ur basement

"OMG its jacob"

by pooop989e00w February 15, 2022

jacob

he's one of the sweetest people ever very funny fun to hang out with one of the most beautiful and sweetest boys out there.

Jacob: I look like a mango on a stick

by sjduhadoil February 15, 2022

Jacob

Just date him already! He's super sweet, has a great personality, and is super playful and weird in the best ways possible.

Jacob is so sweet! Did you see what he got me for Valentine's Day?

by ollie10 February 15, 2022

Jacob

Looks like sideshow bob

Guy 1: Hey you see that guy he looks like sideshow bob

Guy 2: that’s jacob!

by anonymous February 15, 2022

Norton Jacob

A guy with a huge cock and fucks guys for his free time

That Norton Jacob fucks his friends alot

by Jooper-Nanderson February 16, 2022