David

David is a crazy motherfucker, gay, who loves to fight and gives warning shoots

Oh no David gave me warning shoots!

by tuamadre November 22, 2021

David

He looks like he smells like fish sticks... and you’re exactly right.

Mom why does this deodorant smell like David.

by howtosucdick June 02, 2020

David

a man who will yell at you in valorant

"STFU YOURE BOTTOM FRAGGING NEVER PLAY REYNA EVER AGAIN"

"dude that guy is such a david"

by pogermanpog November 29, 2021

David

A guy with a humongous dick. Penis the size of Jupiter and bangs any mom in sight. A try fucking legend

Hey Sam, David really is the guy I want to be like.

by ieatassoutthamfingcan69 February 21, 2020

David

A man who won’t call or show under any circumstance, regardless of pay. The teams most reliable man.

“Man, David didn’t show up again. Add a day!”

by El negro del whatsapp June 26, 2025

David

David is a geniune guy who always acts like a child. David likes to watch and draw scenes from movies. Instead of blaming his friends he blames himself he is so kind. If you ever decide to be freinds with a David note that he is short and isnt going to hit puberty until 16.

David is a name.

by OkipStreamer February 13, 2024

David

A guy that has been with so many girls, that seemingly any girl can get a ride on his bus

Hey David, Can I ride your bus

by bentenner November 24, 2021