Double Scoop Them Ice Cream Titties

When one sees a woman's bosom and is so enticed he compares them to not one but two scoops of ice cream titties.

Comes in many flavors: titties and cream, oreo titties, neapolotitties, tittiemisu....

Jeff: Wow, i would scoop that
Bob: Well, i would double scoop them ICE CREAM TITTIES
Jeff: I don't know. I've never really gone for chocolate.

by fat kid in movies June 20, 2011

wild berry cream pie cocksickle

when a man sticks his penis in a frozen pie with berrys and his male/female sucks till he creams

hunny your for made the wild berry cream pie cocksickle or do u want it to freeze more ?

by cream pie shake July 30, 2009

Irish Ice Cream

When someone defecates on a cone and gives it to someone saying it's chocolate flavored.

I gave my sister an Irish Ice Cream yesterday! I was taken aback by the fact that she actually enjoyed it!
My friends pranked me by giving me an Irish Ice Cream last week! It was really sh*tty.

by SayHiToYourMomForMe May 15, 2016

don’t forget to put the cream cheese in the fridge

a saying commonly used when someone is to remind someone of putting the cream cheese in the fridge

person 1: what is that?!
person 2: don’t forget to put the cream cheese in the fridge !

by dripelboeberger April 7, 2021

Cream Eating Queef Sniffer

The result of a battle royal between 3 friends to come up with the best names to call eachother.

Friend 1: Cunt Bubble!
Friend 2: Cum Blaster!
Friend 3: CREAM EATING QUEEF SNIFFER!

by wicked_cowgirl July 10, 2010

Broken McDonald's Ice Cream Machine

When someone shits in your mouth and then you spit it on the shitter's chest.

This girl was in to some really kinky shit, she wanted a Broken McDonald's Ice Cream Machine.
Did you do it?
Of course.

by DoctorPool October 18, 2018

Double Caramel Banana Split with Extra Cream

Tied up, gagged, blind folded, nipples tweaked, forced to orgasm until squirting, and then double penetrated fucked to orgasm again

While I was sleeping, my husband pleasantly woke me with a Double Caramel Banana Split with extra cream.

by Pleasure Princess November 8, 2021