National Beat Your Wife Day

December 26th is declared as national beat your wife day

"grr I'm gonna go beat my wife cause today is December 26th"

"isn't that national beat your wife day?"

by KamiSoKawaii December 25, 2023

Beat A Furry Day

November 27 is National Beat A Furry Day

On that day you can beat up as many furries as you want.

Person 1: Hey its beat a furry day.
Person 2: cool, I'll get my base ball bat

by pluh man 420 69 March 23, 2024

Beat

Beat meaning extremely/very high on drugs (mostly weed).

That weed last night had me beat bro.
She was so beat her eyes were so red they looked purple.

by BellaDanae December 6, 2019

Chase Type Beat/Build

Chase Type Beat is a certain look , vibe, and body type. A character is elongated and looks like a noodle. Most are also strange or weird creatures looking characters that make you chuckle.
Ex:Apple Jacks Mascot

“This is lowkey chase type beat/build”
“ chase type beat/build fr”
“CHASE TYPE BEAT/BUILD!!”

by Crybaby crusader June 29, 2024

Beat

The signature move a dad makes when he's disappointed in his son.

My dad beats me often because I play Fortnite.

by EdgyTrashCan December 8, 2018

Preparatory Beat

A threat to the musicians from the conductor, ie. play or else...

The conductor was prepared to give a preparatory beatdown if the flutes started early one more damn time.

by owjiefi0 October 22, 2023

beat

A New Jersey slang term describing anything that really sucks. One can use it the same way another may use the word “ass” in the same context when saying “this shit is ass” or “that test was ass”. You can also say it to someone else who’s beat which is essentially the equivalent of saying “well that sucks” or “you’re shit out of luck”.

“Bro that shift was so fucking beat”

“Bro please tell me you have bud im out”

“Nah ur beat gl”

by DirtyJerzLover October 22, 2025