Davids mom

Hottest Bullshonkey around.

Guy 1: Davids mom is thicccer than a doorknob
Guy 2:Tuff

by GucciGuyJackIsNotGucci April 20, 2020

David

A David is a very annoying person. If you ever come across one then stay clear they are mean and unpleasant.

That's David I'd stay away from him

by Flyee03 November 23, 2021

David Bernstein

Verb: The coolest Jewish person around, who knows how to munch munch and do magical tricks with the tongue who has it down to the science!

Omfg, did you hear what happened to Jessica? She said her legs were shaking after she got the David Bernstein experience!

by anonymous July 8, 2023

Davide

Davide is a funny and handsome guy with a mustache. He's an amazing friend and he'll always try his best to cheer you up and make you smile if you've got a bad day. He's creative... Well maybe kinda weird and crazy as well but he's got the best ideas! You can always count on him because he'll put his friends even before his own health. (STOP DOING THAT DAVIDE) Whatever, he's more of a spontaneous type of guy and he never wins a bet so sometimes he ends up looking like a clown, a wet clown... Well let's skip those details... Davide is actually just adorable because you can trust him with everything and he's really honest and loyal... A true buddy but he doesn't sleep... Like never... He's probably a zombie... A cute and lovely one tho :)

Treat your Davide well, he deserves it.

Davide is always late for school.

by Goodsoup69 November 21, 2021

David Diaz

A short human being who is short and also short. He likes to point out the fact that he's Mexican. He can be super supportive at times. As amazing as he is, he has flaws, but we don't talk about those.

Guy 1: Have you met David Diaz?
Guy 2: Duh. He's my best friend.

by LlamaBoss0924 December 11, 2019

The David Problem

A situation that arises during software development in which one developers build works perfectly (we call this the David build) whilst all other builds are completely fucked.

Dev 1: "Oh man, why isn't this building!!"
Dev 2: "What do you mean? It's building fine for me and we are running the same version.. ?"
Dev 1: "Why must you constantly create the David Problem..."

by Miss David January 27, 2022

David Comish

David Comish does not want tea.

Me: The David Comish Commish

by benn lujdlhyfthbnow the real February 9, 2023