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meta-boner

n. not a full erection, but still erect.
Hey baby, you just gave me a meta-boner, you should make me even more hard.
by Iceman317215 October 17, 2010
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golden boner

when you get done fucking someone in the ass, you take your dick and put it in some cock juice. after that you put your pants on and go outside with ur cock hanging out and show your friends.
OMFG dude, you have the golden boner!
by my_load_owns January 21, 2009
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Boner Nose

1. noun - A nose being abnormally large in proportion to other facial features.
2. proper noun - Person having such a nose.
"We call my buddy's neighbor 'boner nose'"
by Dafodude October 8, 2004
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Boner Air

An explaination of a failed attempt (most commonly used in referance to a trick in any extreme sport such as skateboarding) in which the board or other object sticks up in an uncommon fassion resembling a "boner".
Bob - "whoa! Dude, did you see billy air out of that ramp? What the heck was That supposed to be?

Joe - "I have no clue, but he sure got some serious boner air!"
by Kevlar 505 August 1, 2010
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growing boner

adverb; when a boner (usually attained at night when you're about to sleep) feels as if its growing and gives a sort of pain. It doesn't help to masturbate, takes about 5 minutes to wear off. Not to be mistaken for sickle cell disease.
Ho:Wth is that?
You:Oh shit *pain* its a growing boner, get me some ice.
by DaBoneDoctor March 28, 2010
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The Retarded Boner

1) The ownage ship frigate of EvE-Online, also known as the Incursus, which brings fear in the eyes of the enemies.

2) A retarded erect penis. Sometimes has an odd curve or strange growths (not to be confused with Syphilis, Chancroid or any other STD). Though retarded in appearance, feels really good up the ass or in the kootch.
1) OMFG HOLY SHIT. THAT EFFIN FRIG JUST PEW PEW'D MY MYRM!!! WTH ITS CALLED THE RETARDED BONER!!!

2) Stick that Retarded Boner in my tight man-hole, you big stud.
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The Retarded Boner

The Retarded Boner
1) The ownage frigate ship of EVE, also known as the Incursus, which brings fear in the eyes of the enemies.

2) A retarded erect penis. Sometimes has an odd curve or strange growths (not to be confused with Syphilis, Chancroid or any other STD). Though retarded in appearance, feels really good up the ass or in the kootch.
1) OMFG HOLY SHIT. THAT EFFIN FRIG JUST PEW PEW'D MY MYRM!!! WTH ITS CALLED THE RETARDED BONER!!!

2) Stick that Retarded Boner in my tight man-hole, you big stud.
mugGet the The Retarded Bonermug.

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