Mike long

To shit yourself in your brand new Duluth tech pants

Can you smell him he must have pulled a mike long

by Kirbturd October 18, 2023

long island trout

A turd floating in a body of water (i.e. a swimming pool)

The malfunction at the waste plant filled the bay with Long Island Trout.

by How Mal May 03, 2016

long mouthing

When she tells you she likes to deepthroat, but she throws up on your favorite comforter

She tried long mouthing my dick. Now my bed looks like blue Gatorade.

by F0ckRite January 14, 2021

long bit

Long bit means you want to eat someone butt hole entirely where they bleed and piss everywhere

yo i wanna long bit you

by cornball29 January 09, 2023

daddy long noodle

a more advanced term for snek

person a: wowie! look at that daddy long noodle!
person b: you mean that snek?
person a: yeah same difference

by **lesbian goddess** April 10, 2019

Genitals Long, I Have Been Making It Trickkkkkkkle Through Psychosomaticulyu Fish Bones

Genitals Long, I Have Been Making It Trickkkkkkkle Through Psychosomaticulyu Fish Bones

Genitals Long, I Have Been Making It Trickkkkkkkle Through Psychosomaticulyu Fish Bones

by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

Baby Long Legs

A really hot individual who you should admire and worship.

1: Omg look it’s a Baby long legs!
2: omg yes it is! Let’s go worship her

by Xxanonxx January 18, 2022