Blonde male with a crown and mask on chin, looking around and grinning: "May I please have a water?"
Woman: Oh my god!
Woman: Oh my god!
by Talking Ben Nigger December 12, 2023
To gain significant advantage or make one's way through the world by exploiting social dynamics, state institutions and weaponising the law (usually to the detriment of moral but naive others).
Cindy: "I'm so over my farting, snoring husband, but I need him. How about you?"
Jelissa: "Well I have no problems. I lined up a guy via Internet dating from the other side of the world, he knocked me up so I could have my baby and he's out of sight, out of mind. He pays me child support off the record out of guilt, and I get special single mother benefits. Then I married Enrique, but divorced him after four years for a payout and alimony. These days I just do what I want!"
Cindy: "Wow, you have it all worked out, don't you?"
Jelissa: "Well I have no problems. I lined up a guy via Internet dating from the other side of the world, he knocked me up so I could have my baby and he's out of sight, out of mind. He pays me child support off the record out of guilt, and I get special single mother benefits. Then I married Enrique, but divorced him after four years for a payout and alimony. These days I just do what I want!"
Cindy: "Wow, you have it all worked out, don't you?"
To drop or force something that has elastic potential, (Usually a spherical object, such as a Ball so the forces of gravity pull the object towards the earth's core. On contact with the earth's crust the elastic potential is changed into kinectic energy propelling the object back on a simular or at a opposite reflected angle. This is consided to be one bounce, but a object may bounce more than once if it has the energy sufficient to do so.
'Let's have a bounce!'
'I bet I can bounce this babybel off his head'
'Bounce, to have a or not to have a'
'I bet I can bounce this babybel off his head'
'Bounce, to have a or not to have a'
by Frosty Pink and the 11 warps July 18, 2008
I have not the chops to perform with Black Sabbath anymore, said Bill Ward to a magazine. He wants to mean that he has not enough energies to play drums in a concert at the age of 73.
by Orso March 13, 2021
This cup is for people who suck.
That's it.
If this is your cup or mug or whatever the fuck.
You suck.
That's it.
If this is your cup or mug or whatever the fuck.
You suck.
by Timothy ballsacks official 😎 April 22, 2022
Person 1: My room is so messy, but it isn't a promotion course so I don't care
The Corporal: Have you ever been of a corporals course, because on corporals course you have to always have a clean room and you have to do it in 5 minutes.
The Corporal: Have you ever been of a corporals course, because on corporals course you have to always have a clean room and you have to do it in 5 minutes.
by The victim of a corporal October 16, 2017
You fucking failure.
Hym "Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job. That's the real fear, isn't it? That I WILL be perfectly happy with a materialistic life. Your values... Your ethics... Your morality.... All rendered moot by the man who doesn't need your 'wisdom' or your God. That's why you're being deliberately obtuse. Because when I suceed, I won't need any of you."
by Hym Iam May 04, 2024