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Total Ed

Total Education (known as "Total ED", or more commonly "Total" by its students) is an alternative learning facility located in Vancouver, British Columbia, for students that aren't compatible with mainstream school. It hosts grades 10 to 12.

About 80% of the students there smoke cigarettes. About 95% are actually really fucking nice people. There's a lot of metalheads and artists.

Generally, the typical student at Total will have had either drug issues, mental health issues, behaviour issues, etc. Our school's a little crazy. But we like it that way, and being around people who have struggled with the same things you have is extremely therapeutic.

The general attitude amongst the students is that they love their school. You always hear people saying how much they like it here. Our school was hosted at Tupper for a while because our school had a fire, and pretty much everybody completely hated it and all the students in it. But we're back, and everyone's happy.
Guy1: Hey, what school do you go to?
Guy2: I go to Total Ed. It's fuckin' awesome.
by littledeath August 19, 2012
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OT'ed

When you functionally modify an occupation/activity to make it better...and then some. Class of 2013.
I just OT'ed the Sh*T out of your ADLs.
"You could use a reacher for that" "Woah, way to OT that!"
by elle-e-elle October 11, 2012
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Jepsen-ed

When you hear the annoyingly catchy tune of Carly Rae Jepsen's 'Call Me Maybe', and it's stuck in your head for the rest of the day/week/month/year/life.

A person who has been Jepsen-ed may experience irritability, nausea, and discomfort. Look out for sure signs of the afflicted humming the tune. If you don't run, you'll be the next victim.
Stu -- "Dude, what's up with Carl? He's been really grouchy and he's been complaining of nausea and pain.

Dude -- "Our buddy Carl was Jepsen-ed and he may never be the same."
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* guy hears a girl singing 'Call Me Maybe' whilst walking down the street*
Guy -- "Stand back, foul creature! I will not be Jepsen-ed!!"
by RayneBeau November 5, 2012
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BIGG ED

THAT GUY NAMED ED WITH 22 INCH BICEPTS THAT WILL CRUSH YOU,AFTER PUTING YOU IN A HEAD LOCK.
DON,T MESS WITH BIGG ED, HE WILL HURT YOU.
by HEAVY HITTER March 29, 2013
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bows'ed out

Referring to the Bowser car in the Mario Kart series of racing games:

1) Being slow, massive, or hard to maneuver

2) Saturated, Bursting at the seems
3) Physically Muscular
1) This car is all bows'ed out now that is filled with all my worldly possessions and two of my tight homies
2) This bagel is all bows'ed out with cream cheese – I had to take some out, before I finish it.
3) You're looking all bows'ed out bro; have you been doing crossfit?
by Beerkelium June 9, 2013
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2009-ed

A horrible phenomena that was created by a group of college students who were willing to do anything besides study for their exams. The word refers to the process of going back to someone face-book posts in the past and through liking and commenting bringing old status that deserve to stay dead into the present where everyone can then humiliate the original poster for their naivety and general lack of sense.
Mariah: Did you see that post on Charles wall? He said Twilight was awesome!
Erik: Yeah, someone must of 2009-ed him.
by The Other Watcher December 9, 2013
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fusco'ed

you have been fusco'ed when someone asks you to engage in conversation on a topic they have a stance on but then they change their stance dynamically and endlessly based on your counter arguments and perspectives.
man, i gave up arguing because the other guy kept changing his stance after everything i said - i was so fusco'ed.
by posmbc October 7, 2015
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