By Far The Most watched/contreversial hit tv show on ABC Family. Basically a teen gets banged in band camp and figures out shes pregnant, while a slutty chick cant decide if she likes her "bed buddie" more than a bed buddie, & a jesus loving goody goody struggles with her parents disapproval towards her boyfriend.
Jane-Hey Sally! wanna go to the mall this Tuesday?
Sally-Heck No! Im watching the Secret Life of The American Teenager!
Jane-Whats that?
Sally-a bunch of teen sluts dealing with pregnancys and one night stands
Sally-Heck No! Im watching the Secret Life of The American Teenager!
Jane-Whats that?
Sally-a bunch of teen sluts dealing with pregnancys and one night stands
by Jazzahoe August 9, 2008
Get the Secret Life Of The American Teenagermug. Another dumb teen drama, but this one is a tad different. Instead of hinting around taboo subjects like teen sex and pregnancy, they just come right out and talk about it. Doesn't really give a full description of "Secret Teen Life" though - IE, there's no talk of suicide, cliques, drugs, etc. IMO, the title is a tad misleading.
by hickschicks2010 October 27, 2008
Get the Secret Life Of The American Teenagermug. by uhqjrewndfjkw September 26, 2005
Get the cauc-african americanmug. when a big thunderstorm is happening a male runs out into the middle of a field ties a piece of metal around his penis waits for his soldier to stand tall. and then waits for the lightening to strike
hey man me and a bunch of the guys are heding out to the field for a north american lightening rod wanna come?!
by ROSETTA STONED May 15, 2009
Get the north american lightening rodmug. When the aliens first made landfall on the colony of Spain and abducted several small children. The Spanish then proceeded to blame the Americans, sparking conflict. The aliens would return many times throughout the period abducting more and more children until Spain eventually ran out and died off as a people. They say you can still see the ghosts to this day...
by Gay Bowser, Sr. April 17, 2020
Get the Spanish-American Warmug. The crappiest and least reliable of all answer forums.
It acts like a virus in that it will force you to use it whether you like it or not. Most people with half a brain won't use it.
The only people that use it are illiterate, judgmental retards who get pissed of at the smallest things.
Below is a comparison between how a normal human and an AOL user would do to comfort someone who lost a loved one.
It acts like a virus in that it will force you to use it whether you like it or not. Most people with half a brain won't use it.
The only people that use it are illiterate, judgmental retards who get pissed of at the smallest things.
Below is a comparison between how a normal human and an AOL user would do to comfort someone who lost a loved one.
Homo sapiens:
I'm sorry for your loss.
Typical American Online Answers User:
Your a mose, wus a jigala illlll betat ya heaaaaaaaaaaaddddd in youv bern poiuytly conditionedc andrt yahjku randvfdomnly conbvditionredfv ton jthink youf im a psyyyycologistyu and i know everything.
(Translation is inhumanely impossible)
I'm sorry for your loss.
Typical American Online Answers User:
Your a mose, wus a jigala illlll betat ya heaaaaaaaaaaaddddd in youv bern poiuytly conditionedc andrt yahjku randvfdomnly conbvditionredfv ton jthink youf im a psyyyycologistyu and i know everything.
(Translation is inhumanely impossible)
by Gagforreal September 1, 2012
Get the American Online Answersmug. The version of history that allows people to be unoppressed and unrepressed, even if they would still choose the oppressed image to take advantage of or walk over anybody they could.
American History Y is just as good as American History X, one doesn't seem more right than the other, though females might secretly hate the Y version a little bit more, since the X version gave them unlimited power to whine about how oppressed they were, not that they were the only group to try and capitalize on being "marginalized" or feeling left out.
by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021
Get the American History Ymug.