I sexually identify as a walmart bag

"I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.

- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!

by Narmak2 April 23, 2024

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

A. Walter

I don’t know what I’d do without you. You made me feel complete and I really hope you never leave. Things may get hard but I’ll always be by your side. You‘re the one I want in my life forever. I can’t wait for the day I see you and meet your family and you meet mine. I’m sorry if I ever get mad at you and I’m sorry if I make you upset at times

A. Walter I love you so much

by Writing book January 18, 2022

Brandon A. Walker

Brandon A Walker is a gay boy in the closet secretly in love with Jonathan Chukwueke at PHS. He is on the soccer team and looks in the stands for Jonathan each game.

Brandon A. Walker LOVES boys
Brandon A. Walked gets pecked on weekends

by BrandonAWalkerthegayboy December 27, 2023

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 28, 2025

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 27, 2025