Texas Train Station

AKA extreme docking. The act of one man inserting his penis into the piss hole of another man's penis.

Hey Samuel, that's a pretty tiny dick you've got there, I've been gauging my piss hole just hoping I'd find a man with your size dick so you can stick it in mine and we can have a proper Texas Train Station.

by Idrill January 13, 2024

European Train Simulator

When you have an uncircumcised penis and a girl gives you a handjob

"Bro I played European Train Simulator last night!"
"Nice! I didn't know you weren't circumcised!"

by John Bigdick September 2, 2014

Train Attack

To attack someone or something with the force of a train.

Im gonna train attack that guy. / I’m gonna train attack that shit.

by TheTrainConductor October 1, 2020

train

When you and a group of friends have sex with one person at the same time.

Yoooo... yesterday Tamika asked me and all of my bros to run a train on her!!

by SerialKiiya November 16, 2018

J Train

A subway line from the NYC Subway System that is very slow, horrible service, and has filthy subway cars.

The J Train always has crackheads on the trains and service always backs up.

by Anonymous339 March 6, 2022

Gungan Train

1. Slang: A group sexual encounter, similar to “running a train,” but done with the chaotic, clumsy energy of the Gungan species.
2. Figurative: Any situation involving plenty of noise, awkward timing, and someone yelling “Meesa next!”

Example (1):
“Bro, could just be me, but Senator Amidala looks like someone who’s had a Gungan Train run on her ”

Example (2):
“Tried to cook with my roommates and it turned into a Gungan Train..bumping into each other, burners all on, smoke alarm blaring.”

by JDKALISDGHIAWEGBI September 30, 2025

Thomas' Train Syndrome

When you travel so far / make so much progress doing something but you don't realize you forgot something utmost necessary, until way later on when it's too late. Named after the episode "Thomas' Train" from Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends, where the titular character did not realize he was not coupled to the train he thought he was pulling.

Actor: *finishing his stunt for a film* Hey Jeff! Did you see me drive all the way down San Francisco's hills in a school bus, and crash the oil tanker trailer all in one POV take on my GoPro? You've gotta see the end result! I wanna see it too!
Assistant director: Uh, Bill, you left a little too fast. I think now's a bad time to tell you we forgot to put the SD card in your GoPro. Looks like a bad example of Thomas' Train Syndrome. You just blew our budget now that we lost both of our only trucks.

by Paul Stompbox June 14, 2024