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dice nick

not actually dicing nick with a machete but it's just a clever way of saying nice dick
(the first letters are exchanged)
girl #1: damn did you see that bulge around his crotch?
girl #2: yea he must have got that dice nick
by brokeworse August 15, 2022
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Nick

Fat sweaty dumb fuck who stinks up an entire room in seconds. Tries to come up with catch phrases to make you think he’s worth $80,000 a year. Replaceable by items such as: two rocks, a traffic cone and a bag of meat.
by Deeznoots August 15, 2022
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Nick and Sophia

Guy 1: Those two look so happy together
Guy 2: Duh, they are Nick and Sophia
by HOG RIDA!!! August 16, 2022
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Nick

Nick is a man with a 12 inch penis and can satisfy any woman he wants. even lana rhoades herself begs for his snake. 10/10 sex. a sexual tiger.
have you had sex with nick?? your missing out
by jack bins August 22, 2022
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nick

"have you seen nicks penis. Its so large"
by jack bins August 22, 2022
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Nick

My bad for being such a Nick, didn’t mean to flex on you like that.
by AmandaARCgonzalez August 23, 2022
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Nick

Nick is a rowdy individual who rides electric camels in his free time. Nick is a generous friend when it comes to sharing his tree *insert Winkie face* ‘Nick is not ick and tends to take naps in odd places. Such as Albuquerque New Mexico, Siberia (yes), in on Jeffrey Epsteins island. A fun fact about Nick is that his pack of lemurs are called a conspiracy because they conspire how to get things in groups. Be like Nick.
Me and Nick were smoking some tree with a conspiracy of lemurs in Albuquerque, New Mexico. It was so lit.
by #KnotRëganfromARC520 August 23, 2022
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