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Five minutes and five brains late

Definition:
Used to describe someone who is not only physically late but also mentally slow to catch up or understand what’s going on. They miss the moment and the point.
Friend 1: “Did you see Josh just asked what the assignment is? We turned it in yesterday.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, man’s five minutes and five brains late.”
by MJ cool June 9, 2025
mugGet the Five minutes and five brains latemug.

got five

A question asking if you have five minutes to talk, listen or lend a helping hand
Hey, you got five to help me?
by ragnarodin October 4, 2016
mugGet the got fivemug.

decaf five hour energy

trash (like you :O)
your mom: hey want some decaf five hour energy?
me: no, that's garbage... Just like you
by ayo sussy balls November 10, 2022
mugGet the decaf five hour energymug.

win up to five times

Or LOSE up to ALL times!
If you buy five of the scratch-off tickets that say, "Win up to five times", it very likely will refer to how many times the STATE will win, since you were idiotic enough to spend the money on those five tickets and probably not win anything yourself.
by QuacksO September 12, 2019
mugGet the win up to five timesmug.
<.7.9.7.6.>Remmission Artistry Starts At 3 Nano Seconds And ENds In Five Minuite<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Remmission Artistry Starts At 3 Nano Seconds And ENds In Five Minuite<.7.9.7.6.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>Remmission Artistry Starts At 3 Nano Seconds And ENds In Five Minuite<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

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