Hat

A thing worn by a whore or a big ol hunky country man.

#1 wow thats a whore shes got a hat.
#2 WOW THAT GUY IS HOT HES SO COUNTRY

by I AM CHECK NORRIS December 23, 2022

cappy hat

simple name for a happy cat.

i gave the cat its favourite treats so it was a cappy hat.

by 0-0 0-0 December 14, 2021

Hats

Magic mushrooms; hallucinagenic mushrooms that are ingested for a jolly good time

The weed started to kick in on our way to pick up some hats.

by MrsSchyster January 10, 2020

Mr.Ass Hat

Shit for brains

MY BROTHER IN LAW IS A" Mr.Ass Hat"...BECAUSE HE HAS SHIT FOR BRAINS.

by bamagirls September 22, 2014

Hat

A thing that gose n ur freaking head

put hat on head than eat raw potato

by Lady Bish July 5, 2020

Calvin's Hat

The only thing that stops the void of Calvin's Hair from consuming the universe.

John: I'm going to remove Calvin's Hat

by funnynumber6969696969 May 4, 2023

I don’t hat

phrase coined in 2019 meaning “I am telling the truth and looking stylish in this hat while doing so”

person 1: are you serious?
person 2: yeah bro, I don’t hat

by notgeorgie1234 November 13, 2020