Tom Palmer

A mug. The worlds worse fifa player who chats shit with his 90 losses.

Omg that guy is such a Tom Palmer

by Lollipopsfordays December 01, 2021

Schlong tom bomb

For a male to whip out his semi erect penis and slap it on a females back.

Jenny: you know what I fancy, receiving a serious schlong tom bomb.

John: I can help you there 2 secs, lemme just whip it out.

by Schlongonthat March 22, 2016

Tom Anderson

Tom Anderson a interesting man. Tom is a g most of the time bro is so unorganized. He runs Tom Anderson surf camp out of Monmouth Beach NJ. He always be hitting up the bars and stuff and blowing his money in Alantic City. Yea thats it i geuss good for him hes vibing

Tom Anderson Surf Camp

by Notchrisvon January 16, 2022

Tom Proctor

State of mind to hate wet bath mats, as who would want them wet

Your such a Tom proctor

by Jamie Steel October 26, 2018

Turkey Tom

A YouTuber that makes documentary-adjacent videos about the downfalls of shitty people.

"Do you know Chris Chan?"

"Oh yeah a saw a Turkey Tom video about him"

by Untaken name October 30, 2023

Tom Fuckery

Acting like a Tom Fuck

Doing something with no fucks given

Just a mess

Expect the unexpected

Time for a Tom Fuckery night

Man that was Tom Fuckery game last night

by yxetomfuckery September 26, 2020

tom cronin

a lad who can pull bare lasses when hes with a lass

omg peter is doing a tom cronin

by LOL_LOL69 May 07, 2023