A colloquial, humorous term referring to a penis, derived from the Hindi word "ling" (लिंग), which traditionally means "phallus" or "genital organ." The term is often used in an exaggerated manner to describe someone with a notably large penis.
Not to be confused with the religious symbol Shiva linga (or lingum)
Not to be confused with the religious symbol Shiva linga (or lingum)
Dude: Ravi thinks his Ling the Long can make women beg for more. My Slick the Thick-Dick disagrees.
Girl: Did you see Raj's bulge after pool?
Girl 2: Oh ma gawd gurl! Ling the Long is gonna be mine after graduation.
Girl: Did you see Raj's bulge after pool?
Girl 2: Oh ma gawd gurl! Ling the Long is gonna be mine after graduation.
by Sibah Hameed January 12, 2025
Get the Ling the Longmug. A quote from a street urchin from the game red dead redemption 2, ts will become a meme in like 2034 idk
Arthur: hello, gentlemen
Street urchin: you a long way from the ranch cowboy
Arthur: okay, okay.
Street urchin: *gets scared* come on gotta go! *runs*
Street urchin: you a long way from the ranch cowboy
Arthur: okay, okay.
Street urchin: *gets scared* come on gotta go! *runs*
by Johngle arson October 13, 2025
Get the You a long way from the ranch cowboymug. by UGKDylan October 15, 2020
Get the Dylan long shlongmug. noun; I love long bells. long bells is slang for the most beautiful girl in the world. she is so kind and bright and I hope she finds what she really needs in life i love you bells
noun; big balls
noun; big balls
by calmbeforethestoem January 23, 2025
Get the long bellsmug. Cade Long loves to constantly make jokes, hes blond and loves footy and cricket (Aussie). He doesn't like when you disagree with him and always hurts himself. He tries to fit in as much as he can, he didn't have many friends. He loves to play with his dog and is the always wanking. Cade always has a messed up hamstring and when he gets a girlfriend, he has no idea what to do. Hes retarded. He over reacts alllllll the time and can often be a scooter fag. HEs VERY COCKY
Cade Long: I ran 15 laps around the oval the other day
Brie: SUrreeeE
Cade Long: I did! I swear
Brie: OkkAyyY ThEn
Brie: SUrreeeE
Cade Long: I did! I swear
Brie: OkkAyyY ThEn
by Cooper Raynor May 27, 2019
Get the Cade Longmug. 
