Ethan

ETHAN IS SUUUUUUUUUUPER SLOW LIKE AHHHH HURRRY UP!!!! XOXOXA he is slower than my dad at fallout 76 and thats SLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWprops cuz hes sliding all over the place with his buttery chewy toes and pearly white teeth

ethan

by A3KT3K October 19, 2019

Ethan

a gay mexican

ethan enjoys getting pegged in the butt

by toeandpplicker May 7, 2024

Ethan

A cool guy with a very large penis that the ladies won’t be disappointed with

Girl1: OMG I could use some Ethan now

Girl2: oh yes he was a very big cock

by Yaw alright mush April 22, 2020

ethan kelly

ethan kelly is horrible at 8 ball and is a handyman.

that’s ethan kelly! he is absolutely horrible at 8 ball.

by imsogoodat8ball November 28, 2021

ethan hess

A medium size male

Usually in a big sport
The life of the party with his friends
Quiet in school

He plays hockey he is such an Ethan Hess

by Billy Bob Jeff Bananas November 14, 2017

Ethan

Sexy beast. Dont mess with an Ethan unless your ready to feel nothing bit horny when your around him.

"Ohhhhh Ethan. It feels so good"

by TaterThot69 May 5, 2022

Ethan

A guy who isn't very cool, he tells a shit ton of lies and is a fucking fraud, he is also extremely stupid

Him: "Hey have you seen the new kid Ethan?"
Him 2: "Ew"

by unggoy November 10, 2021