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Ethan Hawkins

A specky twat that has a stupid ass haircut that looks like a ugly ass dog called Berty
He is anonymous af
He is self righteous

He is epikly un Epik
by C4MSW3 December 10, 2019
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Ethan is a cool dude.
by Blue_screen_of_death November 22, 2021
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Ethan

Ethan is a MAN. He could kill you in an instant with his 69 inch kicks to the head. He is an overachiever and has A++++'s on his grades ALL OF THEM. Ethans usually have 5 cats and live in the prettiest places (it compliments his face). He also is a MASTER AT KOREAN MARTIAL ARTS LETS GOOOOOO!! Ethans are sweet but average height and he is jacked beyond belief. He may not show it but he likes anime specifically Death Note. He will come to your house pillage your pillows and steal your ice cream :) WE LOVE ETHANS!! By the way they have wholesome smiles and attitudes! Very skux indeed.
DARN YOU ETHAN STEALING MY PILLOWS AND ICE CREAM I WAS PLANNING ON BEING DEPRESSED AND EAT ICE CREAM TODAY!!

rando person: "I am chronically online and this definition came up about Ethan what the heck?"
Ethans smile is so wholesome
Ethan is skux indeed, indeed he is
by Lover boy sun juice February 27, 2023
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Ethan Vu

Ethan Vu is a caring and smart friend who will always help you with homework and classwork in school. Ethan Vu's best enemy is Jerrick aka the beast that moans in front of everyone saying "I am attractive." So be Ethan Vu's friend and p.l.s help the moaning beast to stop moaning. Aka Jerrick.
Jerrick-*moans*
Ethan Vu- p.l.s stop moaning Jerrick.
Jerrick-"Ethan Vuuuuuu, I am more attractive"

Ethan Vu-shut up bitch
by dskjndU December 31, 2021
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Ethan

A person you need to block because they are not real and they are the worst mercy main in the world.
Omg is that Ethan I NEED TO FUCKING PUKE
by Horxch April 6, 2023
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Ethan John

Everyone's favourite man. Ethan John is caring, thoughtful, sensitive, and will always be there for you. He's adventurous and enjoys nature. If you ever want a random fact, ask Ethan John, for he will always provide an interesting and maybe not so relevant fact! When it comes to animals and crazy creatures you've never heard of, there he is, with everything you need to know.

He's grounded and handsome, strong and hard working. He'd go through a lot to help you, and in his selflessness, he'll cast all of his problems completely to the side for your sake. He's an incredible man, and definitely one in a million!
Girl I: "Oh my word, is that Ethan John??"
Girl 2: "Yeah yo, and he's mine!!"
by Fellybeemanloveroohahh January 31, 2023
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Ethan Joke

An Ethan Joke is a joke that is started by Ethan Channing (the famous Splatoon™ pro player) that he has no idea how to finish resulting in the joke being extremely nonsensical and unfunny
"Dhillion Barret, more like Dhillion Gayett" - Ethan

"Damn, what a hysterical Ethan joke" - Normal Human Beings (who are not Splatoon™ pro players)
by EpicSplatoonGamer May 20, 2019
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