Snake

Someone who is one of the most absolutely horrific people you will ever meet but hide it until you open up and trust them. They will throw a whole party and not invite you. They will make you look like the awkward one in a situation. They will stab your back until it bleeds over the place. DO NOT trust a snake. They are so rude in the end but so easy to stay "friends" with. They come in all sorts of forms as well. Theres the good ole' two faced snakes who are people who pretend to be nice and then stab you in the back two seconds later. There are the fake snakes who are just not at all who they make out to be and are actually a complete and utter bitch. There are so many species that it makes it hard to name it all but if we can all just tell the "twat faced jizz stains" to piss off then we should be okay.

Example 1: The two-faced snake
Innocent Person: Hi!
Snake: OMG Hi! You're so pretty we should hang out sometime!
*two minutes later*
Snake (to other snake bitches* She is sooooooo ugly ew ew ew ew (ect)

Example 2: The fake snake
Snake: Hey!
Innocent person: Hi!
S: We should be friends omg!
I: Ok ahah
*two months later*

S: *fake noise*

Dont trust these disgusting reptiles

by wacky yo October 27, 2018

snake

to slither around trying to take something from someone even though they clearly don't want to give it to you.

jason is being a snake, he should just ask if he wants it so bad!

by thatpersoneveryonehates October 29, 2018

Rachel the snake

This girl will tell you the tests are hard AF but she scores a 99% on it while everyone else gets 50%.

She will cover her test in times of need and basically you are screwed over by Rachel the snake.

The test was so hard even Rachel the snake failed it.

by eliemerson November 1, 2018

Snake

Used as a noun, it means a backstabber, traitor, or just simply a conniving, two-faced, grimy ass bitch.

Used as a verb: To betray.

1. (Noun) She's that type of snake who will talk sweet to your face and beef with your man one day, then come slick out her mouth about you and fuck him the next.

2. (Verb) That's because she's the type of trick who will snake you.

by The Seasoned Lioness February 23, 2019

Snakes

A “snake” is a person who is usually fake (mostly they are girls). Snakes pretend to be your friend by going behind your back taking shit about you to other people or your enemy.

“Look at them snakes. They ain’t slick.”

by colddxnise February 23, 2019

sea snake

A squirmy, water loving, salty backstabber, who acts as a friend but they are really the opposite.

snake backstabber squirmy

We used to be best friends until she snaked me out. That little sea snake.

by pisi February 24, 2019

snake

a person who pretends to be your friend but goes behind your back and talks about you. they are usually somehow popular, but you know better to stay away from them. they will try to get to you and your friends, but just to make themselves feel better. you will often find them in school.

girl 1: "she used to be my friend, but she told all my secrets!"
girl 2: "what a snake!"

by wasdwasd123 February 25, 2019