ur mom ur dad the one u never had

the only thing worse than every thing else

maisy:ur mom

daisy:ur dad

maisy:the one u never had

*instant death for daisy*

useof ur mom ur dad the one u never had

by mc crispy May 17, 2025

Douche-u-sign

Enhanced pdf for legal documents executed remotely. Implies that the receiver is the last in the chain and is the “douche”. In vogue now during layoffs.

So that was it. A zoom call, accept the terms on douche-u-sign for severance and hit the road.

by SvenTY May 24, 2023

U+

Zach is an idiot.

Zach totally just pulled a u+ lol

by Riversause September 17, 2020

snap me u

You better fucking text my ass

Boy: how old are you
Girl: 13
Boy: snap me u

by @nina.teribery February 06, 2020

C U Next Tuesday

An acrostic poem spelling out the rather rude word CUNT. This can be used when talking to a bitch.

"I hate you' said the bitch
"C U Next Tuesday" I replied

by JustTori August 19, 2018

c u next tuesday

(C u next tuesday) is the nice way to call your boss or someone you really dislike a (c.u.n.t ) without getting a write up at work or fired ...or without hurting the person you dislike feelings.. Or another definition is that you just dont want someone knowing your calling them a (c.u.n.t) and you can laugh about it without them catching on to what your talking about...

Your boss yells at you and you respectfully say ok boss ill ( c u next tuesday) as you walk away happy that you called them a (c.u.n.t) and they have no clue what your talking about.

by parachute bandit February 27, 2016

C U Next Tuesday

a polite way of saying cunt

Hey Carol, C U Next Tuesday!!!

by totally_rad November 11, 2015