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If you are a train, you are automatically a banana. You are a capitalist. You will die. Immediately. Or maybe not. Point is, being a train is the worst insult ever.
Person 1: Isn’t Trump just the greatest? He’s made our economy amazing?
Person 2: You are such a fucking train, Jerry.

Person 1: What you liberal SJW snowflake spy?
by BUTTERGANG ™️ October 29, 2019
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trains-creep

This concept was imported to us from Holland and is used to define

1) A silver-fox age (usualy 45-60) male with RSCS on a train or bus who systematically and purposefully tries to sit in the vicinity of an often young (age somewhere between 18-25) woman and then to enter into a conversation with her

2) a silver fox age male pedophile who, instead of prowling the Internet, Facebook and other social networking sites to find his young female (often teenage) victims, he uses intercity trains and public city buses to do so.
an online forum post

person A: When I am on the train or the bus I always try to sit down as close to a pretty girl as possible in order to talk to her

person B: Oh no shit! you are a trains-creep, right?

person A: Lol. Not exactly; I just have nothing do do on a city bus or intercity train, considering these two modes of transport the worst palces to read. So yeah, I'll have a fun conversation with a youing lady now and then.
by Sexydimma April 18, 2012
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escape train

A cheaper value of train, with limited services
Escape train is too cheap for me.
by jakezhao100 May 23, 2016
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train

When you and a group of friends have sex with one person at the same time.
Yoooo... yesterday Tamika asked me and all of my bros to run a train on her!!
by SerialKiiya November 16, 2018
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Train Attack

To attack someone or something with the force of a train.
Im gonna train attack that guy. / I’m gonna train attack that shit.
by TheTrainConductor October 1, 2020
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European Train Simulator

When you have an uncircumcised penis and a girl gives you a handjob
"Bro I played European Train Simulator last night!"
"Nice! I didn't know you weren't circumcised!"
by John Bigdick September 2, 2014
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Boob train

I’m gonna pull a boob train
by Man_of_Milk_(Notmilk) March 9, 2020
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