Punjabi Pickle Twist

The Southall special. Usually starts after the mandem have finished their lamb chops and Hennessy, and someone (Dhunna, obviously) gets too gassed. The “pickle twist” is when he rams two greasy fingers straight up Choda’s bunda, gives it a proper wrist crank like he’s opening a stubborn achar jar, and then licks it after, swearing it tastes “spicy but sweet.” Choda’s screaming in Punjabi, Harps is holding his ankles behind his head like a rotisserie chicken, and Manvir’s in the corner tugging it while blasting Panjabi MC. Ends with the sheets smelling like garlic naan.

Bruv, she hit me with the Punjabi Pickle Twist outta nowhere — one second I’m calm, next second I’m folded like a samosa in Manvir’s mum’s tupperware.

by HorseCoq August 25, 2025

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by Someone Random Who Eats Pickle March 16, 2022

pickles

An awful date, where the girl destroys a basket of deep fried pickles

That date was pickles!

by PickleDateVibes January 12, 2023

salty pickles

mcdonalds

whAT YOU GOT THE JOB AT SALTY PICKLES?? NOW U GIVEN ZENDAYA A SOMETHING

MIGHT USE DAT SALTY PICKLES HIRE TO TURN MY ENTREPRENEUR ENTERPRISE ECOMMERCE TO A SIDE HUSTLE THIS MAY OR FALL.

by kyreethemap May 24, 2023

titty pickles

a gigachad with breasts so large no spiderman costume can contain them

"have you seen titty pickles titties?"
"you can't miss em"

by titty pickles February 25, 2022

Pickled cookie

The act of retardness
This can also be used as a slur against someone

example 1:

James: does something stupid
Alex : you fucking pickled cookie

Example 2:

Alex : gets 20% on maths test
“Oh ,pickled cookie”

by Vroshagger66115 November 10, 2019

pickle jiffy

When ones penis is submerged in a jar of Jif Peanut Butter

Eric drunkenly woke up in a pickle jiffy

by eddylasko February 2, 2023