by THE9/11CAUSER July 3, 2022

When an elderly man voices views that are archaic, politically incorrect and out of date with social norms, but you have to agree with them anyway because of there age.
by Ollieeee December 14, 2020

by cat lel February 16, 2024

Hym "Yes! Exactly! Say the right thing! Like 'Here's your money. Sorry for trying to get one over on you. The charlatan will be punished. Please don't kill our kids.' Like, that. That is the right thing to say. And it is SO MUCH THE RIGHT THING TO SAY... That it is the only thing you CAN say... That will keep me from stabbing a kid. And that's 'Here's your money' being accompanied by a transfer of money and 'trying to get one over on you' defined as 'trying to get away with not giving you the credit for you contributions to society.' And the 'charlatan being punished' can take whatever for you want. His kids being kill. Him, being imprisoned and exposed as a charlatan. Charlatan bad."
by Hym Iam January 14, 2025

Dave: “Yoo poop hard right now”
Jake: “I don’t care Dave please leave me alone”
Dave: “Haha just kidding.... unless...?”
Dave took a FAT SHIT thus making him say, “poophard right now” When you or a person defecates and said material is as hard as a rock.
Jake: “I don’t care Dave please leave me alone”
Dave: “Haha just kidding.... unless...?”
Dave took a FAT SHIT thus making him say, “poophard right now” When you or a person defecates and said material is as hard as a rock.
by CigBock556 February 8, 2020

No you're right man I totally get it.... But... I'd be lying if I said I wasn't itching to test my mettle against the horde in real time.
Hym "No, you're absolutely right.
Iam "It's just bizzare man... I didn't know it was like this... And the sad part is that it's almost not even their fault."
Hym "The funny part is to do what they are doing they have let me say whatever I want about them on an international scale... and then look me in the face and pretend I didn't say it. For example, I'm going to rub one out and while I'm doing it I'm going to be thinking about this one guys sister riding me reverse-cowgirl. Now, there are 2 guys who are probably going to think it's them... Well, 2 and a half but only 1 of them is right! It's time to play sister fantasy roulette!"
Iam "It's just bizzare man... I didn't know it was like this... And the sad part is that it's almost not even their fault."
Hym "The funny part is to do what they are doing they have let me say whatever I want about them on an international scale... and then look me in the face and pretend I didn't say it. For example, I'm going to rub one out and while I'm doing it I'm going to be thinking about this one guys sister riding me reverse-cowgirl. Now, there are 2 guys who are probably going to think it's them... Well, 2 and a half but only 1 of them is right! It's time to play sister fantasy roulette!"
by Hym Iam February 18, 2023

A Woodchipper Rights Activist is one who believes that all people deserve the right to leap headfirst into a woodchipper and if the "evil government" stops them from doing so, the fact they were stopped from leaping headfirst into a woodchipper is "the worst kind of tyranny". To make matters worse, the woodchipper rights activists are often taken to hospitals after their brushes with woodchippers, either due to injury or suspected mental health issues, which doubles up on the tyranny, and the encounter becomes the "WORST worst kind of tyranny" , doubling up on the worst's and capitalizing on them as well. Woodchipper rights activists can be seen about noon, rousing from sleep in their parents basement to declare literally everything thats ever been done is "the worst kind of tyranny"
"bruh, that woodchipper rights activist damn near died yesterday. He just tries to leap into the woodchipper to prove he has real freedom"
by Wypipo whisperer September 16, 2020
