a short crusty ass dorito hoe. he likes to blow things up and threaten to kill people, he likes to yell in class and break things. he does not listen and is secretly having an affair with the teacher. he thinks he is the best person ever but in reality he is ugly and has anger issues. DONT TALK TO HIM EVER!!!!!!!!!
by creepyclxwngirl November 05, 2020
Is the straightest man out there he is so straight he is not gay at all he is as straight as a pencil and ruler
by Rob828 February 09, 2024
The guy everybody used to hate. The one person that got bullied a lot as a child but prevailed in success.
by That guy at the office June 27, 2020
Nick is a dirtbag.
by Mass_American_Patriot November 24, 2021
Nick is the first vessel of the Archangel Lucifer in Supernatural and the one who gave him actual fangirls (not girls who think they're a fan who just want to fuck Tom Ellis). All Sam Winchester (played by Jared Padalecki) did was make him hot as all Hell.
Girl #1: So, what would you say is the best thing about Nick?
Girl #2: He's Lucifer's first and primary vessel.
Girl #1: Lame response.
Girl #2: Oh, come on. It isn't like he comes to you with the red horns and tail. He comes to you as everything you ever wanted.
Girl #1: No, everything you've ever wanted.
Girl #2: *gasps* Lucist.
Girl #1: Obsessive fangirl that loves Satan.
Girl #2: I am not obsessive.
Girl #1: Sure, you aren't.
Girl #2: He's Lucifer's first and primary vessel.
Girl #1: Lame response.
Girl #2: Oh, come on. It isn't like he comes to you with the red horns and tail. He comes to you as everything you ever wanted.
Girl #1: No, everything you've ever wanted.
Girl #2: *gasps* Lucist.
Girl #1: Obsessive fangirl that loves Satan.
Girl #2: I am not obsessive.
Girl #1: Sure, you aren't.
by hidinginthecagewithluci April 18, 2020
by Jimmybzzzz November 23, 2021
The drunkest guy that you know. He bowls for fun and drives to Maine just to get some pussy. He often locks himself out of his own house when he arrives home from the bar so he ends up sleeping on his back porch or his roof. He can't spell to save his life and may or may not be bald.
by Scoinyers September 03, 2023