Near the end of sexual intercourse, grab a pull up bar and hang upside down from it, then slowly swing side to side with your arms all the way down and say “madness is like gravity, all it takes is a little push” and then cumshot across the room at her
“After slapping my cooter with his massive cock, Ricky proceeded his decent into madness and hit me square in the forehead”
by Porkribs May 19, 2021
by Vayeswim January 20, 2020
MMM is a side challenge to March Madness. Whenever you get a match wrong you must masturbate for 1 hour following the conclusion of the series.
Me: Hey John are you doing Masturbatory March Madness this year?
John: Hell yeah bud, you?
Me: You betcha
John: Hell yeah bud, you?
Me: You betcha
by SomeShitPoster September 08, 2020
A state of being a total dick whilst desperately searching for employment. Job madness is especially common among recent and soon to be college graduates who believe their future employment will come to define their life long level of success. Symptoms are similar to being hangry, however sufferers tend to look like massive cry babies for longer periods of time.
After graduating in 2008 I lost my entire family to job madness and I ultimately never found a job in my field.
by Markusftr October 24, 2020
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by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025
Hahaha why u a mad kam
by CheersILikeBeer October 23, 2019