two ton race horse

A BBC (Big Black Cock) typically found in porn or at the club. Bigger than the average black dude and way bigger than most whites.

Aaron Rodgers brother, Mega Rodgers, had a two ton race horse bigger than Obama himself.

by Jaw beg October 22, 2017

urban horse

A guniea pig that is within city limits.

Joan owns two urban horses.

by D3boyz September 25, 2023

Horse in a box

A bunch of really horny guys

No I’m not going, it will literally be a horse in a box

by bba123xo March 14, 2018

Horse Skins

Condoms

She told me to bring them dangalangs, you know, dem Horse Skins.

by BananaBoat905 May 25, 2023

Horse’s hooker

A fancier term for “bullshit”. Most often used when given a very shitty set of Mayhem 3 modifiers in Borderlands 3 or being fucked out of a sesh by your parents.

V: “My parents said I can’t leave the house cause they caught me having fun for once in my life.”
S: “Horse’s hooker!”

by StewartCopelandFucks April 18, 2020

Horse Cock

When a mans dick is so big that it can be compared to a horse's cock.

It's not my fault i have a Horse Cock.

by Me When The Moment Of September 10, 2021

horsing

To horse, to give a horsing to is to ram with force your little man into the desired girl.

That girls well fit id love to horse her
Dirty b***ch she needs a good horsing

by the ultimate horse April 20, 2009